Nothing Like Nigella. Part 1

It should have been so easy. It was a no-bake cake. I had borrowed a cookbook from the children's library. Five-year-old Spider Boy and I had chosen a strawberry cheesecake recipe to try. From a children's cookbook. We followed the instructions to the letter. The recipe called for "I package (85g) strawberry gelatin" (spelt gelatin without the 'e' - it was an…